Colon hydrotherapy… what is it? Is it all cracked up to be (oops, pardon the pun!)? Or is it a load of shit? I could go on and I am sure you could add yours as well…
One of the interesting parts of my job is that various businesses want me to sample their wares. I figure I need to give things a test run, so I can give others my honest opinion. But when I was given the opportunity to experience colon hydrotherapy for myself, I did pause … for about 2 weeks! In my defense, I cringe and my face involuntary contorts just at the idea of people mucking with my bottom. But in the name of science, I decided a road test on behalf of my clients would be an interesting process. Being a woman of the world, I of course went straight to my friends and clients to ask what they thought or knew of colon hydrotherapy. Initially my own views were that the colon surely is a self-cleansing organ: as long as one had plenty of fibre and a regular sitting, surely that should do the trick? One of my clients (who is also doctor) also shared my belief and she added that tearing the bowel lining could be a possible risk and the surgery to repair it was fairly horrific. Hmmm, that gave me food for thought.
Upon asking a few more women, I was surprised about the positivity around the subject. A few had tried it, swore over its medicinal purposes, even quoted stories about people dislodging stuff from their anus that eventually cured them of some weird disorders that no one else had been able to solve. Many more were keen to do it, as they had read about it, but did not know of where to go. I must admit, thinking of dislodging stuff from the bowels - my mind did flit to a possible piece of Lego, circa 1974 or my tooth from 1976 that I was never able to claim the financial goods from the tooth fairy, since I swallowed the bugger while eating an apple. The mind boggles… what will the average person dredge from their colon?
The obligatory search on the Internet revealed that the origins of colon therapy are in Egypt, Greece and India… apparently westerners were the last on the bandwagon around the 1800’s. The belief prevails that our colon harbors remnants of previous undigested meals that “clog” up and promote the breeding of unhealthy bacteria and toxins, which poison us from within. One article claimed that regular colon cleansing gave her sparkling complexion and a flatter tummy.
I went back to the practioner in question, with a few more of my own questions. I really needed to know more about the process before baring my butt. The best revelation was concerning my belief that the practitioner would be there, administering to my colon and flushing my dignity along with my waste. This was the case in the past, but this is an remnant from the past. Now an “open” method of irrigation was practiced, which meant that I administered it to myself, in the privacy of a santised room. The practitioner told me that it could be, if I allowed it, a healing and grounding experience. And that the viewing tube made quite compulsive viewing.
Hello Tooth Fairy! And with that, I made the appointment!